New Releases: 4/27/12
So it's like Castle meets Sherlock, but without Nathan Fillion or Robert Downey, Jr.? Hmmm...no thanks. I really wish Cusack would do something worth watching again.
Perhaps slapping "From the Producers of Bridesmaids" all over your movie might entice some people, but not I. And why would it? It's not like anyone cares who produced the film, most of the time. Anyway, this can only end with them getting married or calling it off, after 90 minutes of site gags and dirty jokes, and I'm not particularly intrigued enough to find out which one it will be. Feel free to spoil it for me.
I'm so torn on this. I've been wanting to take Mia to another movie, but there haven't been any options the last couple of weeks. This actually has an 86% on Rotten Tomatoes right now and it's got a decent voice cast, so all that's promising. But man did the trailer make it look stupid. I'll be faced with taking her to films that do not interest me for many years, but I don't think I should start before she's really aware. Perhaps I can coax her into Chimpanzee.
And our generic action flick of the week is brought to us by the always dependable (for generic action flicks) Jason Statham.